He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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