i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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