Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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