dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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