He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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