thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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