I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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