Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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