I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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