It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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