like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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