I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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