But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sponge bath it is.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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