He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she told me i tasted like america
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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