Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The feeling are messing with the penis
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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