do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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