david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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