you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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