Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
why do cheetos always look like penises
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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