what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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