maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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