Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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