that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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