Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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