ugly people sure do ruin things
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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