therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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