During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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