If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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