Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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