she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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