So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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