So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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