this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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