I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
We need to get me chipped asap
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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