I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I think I sprained my soul last night
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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