We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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