its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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