I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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