found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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