I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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