yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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