is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
They have beer where we have blood.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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