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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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