We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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