he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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