remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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