Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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