Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
so much tequila, so little girl.
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