i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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