I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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