Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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