Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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