How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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