WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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