So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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