How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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